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mechs-and-shit:

I decided to make this since I keep forgetting the names and dates. Credit for the Icons goes to Alpha Vector. Gaim vector is from Nac129.
Full poster here.

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rock10zxa:

making sure others know you’re the main character

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skwinky:

lntruding:


Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.



UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
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I always need this on my blog.

skwinky:

lntruding:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.


UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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I always need this on my blog.

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Mini Riders!

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ramjet94:

Remember how Teen Titans had a lesson about Racism without blatantly bringing Cyborg’s Race into it?

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Scott? can you hear me? S C O T T ?

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ekala:

iceeyu:

Disclaimer: Please take translations with a grain of salt and feel free to correct me if I’ve made any mistakes!
Full names:
浅野来斗   Asano Light*渡嘉敷 勝  Tokashiki Kachi**夏目美緒   Natsume Mio野々村 洸  Nonomura Hikari泉 神楽      Izumi Kagura
* While the official photobook has romanised both “Right” and “Light”, I’m going to make a wild guess that they were aiming for Light, seeing his family name is “Asano” or “Morning’s” so “Morning’s Light”
**I found quite a few different readings for that last kanji in Tokatti’s name, but based on the nickname “Tokatti/To-ka-cchi” I’m going to go with “Kachi”
Wishes written on the lanterns (from top left):
Right: I’M GONNA GO TO SPACETokatti: I wish I’ll be with everyone foreverMio: I wish for daddy to stay safe at workHikari: I wish to become strongerKagura: I want Daddy and Mummy’s shop to do really well

I’m gonna chime in a bit, mostly on kanji meanings and how interesting I think they are, but these look mostly correct to me! ….for what I can read. They’re very tiny and hard to make out.
Light’s name is quite the complicated mess. Yes, I do think they’re aiming for the asa no light eg. Morning’s Light thing, but at the same time, the kanji say something different. The asa used here (浅) is not the kanji for morning (朝). Morning isn’t an uncommon name kanji, so… Looking into the meanings, the asa is probably from 浅い, which can mean young or early. Meanwhile, the rai in Raito (来) is undoubtedly from 未来, or future. There’s a kind of time balance in his name between the past and the future (or the present and the future?). The no (野) and to (斗) are simply common endings.
For Tokacchi: Tokashiki’s to probably comes from 譲渡, or transfer. 嘉 and 敷 are probably more name filler kanji. Kachi (勝) means victory. (This is a little more likely to be Katsu rather than Kachi, but we’ll see.) He also shares a name extremely similar to Tokashiki Katsuo… not that I have any idea if that means anything.
For Mio: A very typical name. Natsume’s natsu (夏) means summer, with 目 as a filler kanji. Mio comes from the mi (美) meaning beauty and the o (緒) meaning thread.
For Hikari: Nonomura, read as a whole, is simply a farming village (village of fields) - it’s not a name I’ve seen before, but it’s basically an amalgamation of common names. Hikari is interesting, though… I expected it to be 光 itself, which simply means light. 洸, on the other hand, isn’t even read as hikari but as kou, and used in 洸洸 (valiant/brave) and 洸洋 (unfathomable). Could be that they just made it read Hikari, or it could be that someone else in the group misread his name originally and it stuck (which would make his name actually be Nonomura Kou - which sounds much more usual, to me). 
For Kagura: Izumi (泉) means spring, as in a water spring, and is a fairly common last name. Kagura is a whole thing, referring to a Shinto dance (think miko!), and you can read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kagura. 
THIS HAS BEEN YOUR KANJI LESSON FOR THE DAY or something. Just my ramblings, salt grains, etc etc. Names!

ekala:

iceeyu:

Disclaimer: Please take translations with a grain of salt and feel free to correct me if I’ve made any mistakes!

Full names:

浅野来斗   Asano Light*
渡嘉敷 勝  Tokashiki Kachi**
夏目美緒   Natsume Mio
野々村 洸  Nonomura Hikari
泉 神楽      Izumi Kagura

* While the official photobook has romanised both “Right” and “Light”, I’m going to make a wild guess that they were aiming for Light, seeing his family name is “Asano” or “Morning’s” so “Morning’s Light”

**I found quite a few different readings for that last kanji in Tokatti’s name, but based on the nickname “Tokatti/To-ka-cchi” I’m going to go with “Kachi”

Wishes written on the lanterns (from top left):

Right: I’M GONNA GO TO SPACE
Tokatti: I wish I’ll be with everyone forever
Mio: I wish for daddy to stay safe at work
Hikari: I wish to become stronger
Kagura: I want Daddy and Mummy’s shop to do really well

I’m gonna chime in a bit, mostly on kanji meanings and how interesting I think they are, but these look mostly correct to me! ….for what I can read. They’re very tiny and hard to make out.

Light’s name is quite the complicated mess. Yes, I do think they’re aiming for the asa no light eg. Morning’s Light thing, but at the same time, the kanji say something different. The asa used here (浅) is not the kanji for morning (朝). Morning isn’t an uncommon name kanji, so… Looking into the meanings, the asa is probably from 浅い, which can mean young or early. Meanwhile, the rai in Raito (来) is undoubtedly from 未来, or future. There’s a kind of time balance in his name between the past and the future (or the present and the future?). The no (野) and to (斗) are simply common endings.

For Tokacchi: Tokashiki’s to probably comes from 譲渡, or transfer. 嘉 and 敷 are probably more name filler kanji. Kachi (勝) means victory. (This is a little more likely to be Katsu rather than Kachi, but we’ll see.) He also shares a name extremely similar to Tokashiki Katsuo… not that I have any idea if that means anything.

For Mio: A very typical name. Natsume’s natsu (夏) means summer, with 目 as a filler kanji. Mio comes from the mi (美) meaning beauty and the o (緒) meaning thread.

For Hikari: Nonomura, read as a whole, is simply a farming village (village of fields) - it’s not a name I’ve seen before, but it’s basically an amalgamation of common names. Hikari is interesting, though… I expected it to be 光 itself, which simply means light. 洸, on the other hand, isn’t even read as hikari but as kou, and used in 洸洸 (valiant/brave) and 洸洋 (unfathomable). Could be that they just made it read Hikari, or it could be that someone else in the group misread his name originally and it stuck (which would make his name actually be Nonomura Kou - which sounds much more usual, to me). 

For Kagura: Izumi (泉) means spring, as in a water spring, and is a fairly common last name. Kagura is a whole thing, referring to a Shinto dance (think miko!), and you can read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kagura. 

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR KANJI LESSON FOR THE DAY or something. Just my ramblings, salt grains, etc etc. Names!

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whiddlesmort:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

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